Tomorrow is our school "retreat". That means we socialize, mingle and bond ALL day. SIX hours of small talk. I meet the entire staff of new people all at once. UG. I'm not sure I'm ready for this.
What I want to know is why NO ONE believes me when I say I'm an introvert. Let me keep a tally of all the awkward socially unacceptable inappropriate too much TMI things I say all day. Really at 40 years of age surely I've learned to keep it to myself. I'm gonna go for the quiet intellectual mysterious type. Just smiles and little talking. See how that plays out. First impressions are so important. Good thing I already got the job.